Statler and Waldorf are played by their sue author Jess who they couldn't care less about.
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Are you serious? It's the hecklers! From [The Muppet Show], wait... you're saying you've never seen The Muppet Show? Oh you've got to be kidding me? Where have you been? ANTARCTICA?
You've at least heard of the Muppet's haven't you?
If you haven't click on the link.
Ya looney.
