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His kinder side is only shown to a few including his lost sisters [[Jess]] and [[Jenn]] and his girlfriend and lover [[Magda von Waldemann]].
 
His kinder side is only shown to a few including his lost sisters [[Jess]] and [[Jenn]] and his girlfriend and lover [[Magda von Waldemann]].
 
   
 
== Backstory ==
 
== Backstory ==

Revision as of 23:05, 4 December 2007

Severus Snape is a character on the sueniverse.


Appearance

Adrien Brody in "The Village" Photoshopped to be used as Severus Snape

Severus Snape has been described a million different times the same way. Snape is normally seen with shoulder length wavy greasy black hair. His eyes are black and sunken, when described in the Harry Potter series: "His eyes were black like Hagrid’s, but they had none of Hagrid’s warmth. They were cold and empty and made you think of dark tunnels" (PS8). His skin is commonly described as sallow and pale whilst his teeth are uneaven with a yellowish tint. One distingushing feature that has caused years of torment for him would be his long hooked nose.

He is very rarely seen out of his "robes" which consist of black pants, a black vest, black undershirt and a black overcoat that look to be more of a cape then anything.

When he started he was represtented by Alan Rickman but after a phone conversation with Jess and Megan where Megan remarked about how she believed someone younger than Rickman should have played Snape in the movies, such as Adrien Brody his avatar was soon changed to a highly photoshopped version of Adrien Brody in The Village.

It hasn't stopped changing since.


Personality

Snape began his career on the sueniverse almost immediately out of character. He was found drinking butterbeer (each with two shots of vodka) in Hogsmede, something he would normally have never done, he was soon accompanied by Sisi, the deceased ex empress of Austria. They soon found themselves slightly tipsy and made there way back to his apartment only to fade out.

His personality consists of dry wit, sarcastic comments and rude remarks. He's rarely seen without a scowl and finds most of the world quite unecissary. Although he is outwardly more pathetic than his book counterpart, albeit he knows it. This is no better shown then when he falls on his knees in the cellars begging for forgiveness and friendship from Megan Kroger.

"NO, NOT LIKE ME!

Snape ran after her and grabbed her by the arm and fell to his knees.

"YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE ME, YOU THINK I WANT TO BE LIKE ME?"

Snape looked up at her, the tears staining his face.

"I'm a 35 year old man begging at the foot of an 18-year-old girl, asking for mercy! Do you think I like this? You like seeing me broken and on my knees, don't you? DON'T YOU!?" he screamed at her, his voice cracking.

He still continued to be a genuinely terrible man, uncaring to what other felt or were feeling at the time.

Snape tried to suppress his laughter. He was feeling particularly vicious that day.

"We all don't want to be what we are, Beatrice."

He looked her dead in the eye.

"But we have to deal with ourselves none the same."

He sat back and looked down at the parchment. "There's a lot of fixing I have to do. How much money do you have?"

He allowed a smirk to come to his face.

His kinder side is only shown to a few including his lost sisters Jess and Jenn and his girlfriend and lover Magda von Waldemann.

Backstory

The version of Severus Snape was created by Jessand based loosely off of the character in the book and movie series Harry Potter.

Snape in the novels was born to Tobias Snape (muggle) and Eileen Prince (Witch). However in the sueniverse it is later revealed that Eileen and Tobias had actually kidnapped him from a woman (she hid her witchcraft from her family) in America, who just happened to be his sue author Jess and her sister Jenn's mother who was married to a wizard at the time before meeting their father. If he would have stayed with his family he would have been named Malcom Michael Peterson. [1]

His father was a tyrant of a man who would force young Severus to dance for his meals, and if he made one mistake, the child would either be beaten or locked up with no food. His mother most likely had good intentions, but feared Tobias and never fought back against him when he attacked Severus. This has caused Snape to have a life long hatred of Tom Jones and sixties beach music.

As a teenager he was sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As was remarked by Sirius Black, "Snape’s always been fascinated by the Dark Arts, he was famous for it at school", as well as "[He] knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in the seventh year..." [2]

His interest in the Dark Arts, however, stemmed mostly from an intense need to impress his childhood friend Lily Evans, whom he had loved since the age of nine. Ironically, it was his embrace of these practices that drove Lily away from him and ended their friendship. He never quite realized that his becoming a Death Eater would never win her love, and after they left school, their paths diverged. Lily ended up marrying James Potter, a boy whom she had once hated but grew to love deeply, and Snape became a Death Eater.

Due to a tragic turn of events, Voldemort set his sights on murdering a boy who had barely begun to live. That boy, as we all know, was Harry Potter, the son of Snape's lifelong enemy James Potter and Lily Evans. Out of concern for Lily, Snape defected from the Death Eaters, but it was too late. Voldemort killed both James and Lily while attempting to get to their infant son. Harry survived due to the powerful enchantment created by his mother's willingness to lay down her life for him.

Albus Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts, convinced Snape to allow his continuing love for Lily to lead him to protect the boy, in spite of the strong mutual hate that developed between Snape and Harry and Snape's need to continue to appear faithful to Voldemort in order to allow his secret protection to continue.


Women

As stated before, Severus' first foray in to the Sueniverse was a drunken escapade with Sisi. Their general distaste for each other never truly left during their whole meeting, yet seemingly with every sarcastic remark they grew closer together until they finally made it to his home in Spinner's End using a carriage that seemed to fly at lightning speed.

"I hope that you aren't implying anything, because--"

He found himself drifting to the bed, as if he had no control over his own feet.

This isn't happening, this isn't happening, he thought to himself.

He sat down and looked over to the woman. He placed his hand on her cheek and almost blushed.

"Although you're a spoiled brat, it doesn't take from your beauty."

The next women he became involved with was Satan herself, literally. After meeting at a convention for Royalty, both of which were there on technicalities, they made their way back to Snape's office in the cellars where they made love on his desk.


Magda

It was a long and difficult process to get to the hillarious, gross yet endearing relationship that is Snape and Magda. It began with his decision to get a haircut and just happened to go to Sweeney Todd's barbershop where Magda lay on a couch cleaning her nails.[4]. His initial reaction to her was her striking resemblance to his lost love Lily.

Soon after their first meeting Magda dropped in through the ceiling of Snapes bathroom while he was bathing where she basically seduced him in to bed and left him, considering him a conquest. Before she left she said, "You know what's really adorable?...That you believed me when I said I loved you. That was so cute!"

...He stood there for a moment before remarking "You believed it before you did."

Their reconcilation came in the thread "[Flying over Paris]".


The Fellatio Heard Around the Sueniverse

THe Fellatio Heard Around the Sueniverse began on page 15 of "[Snape Dungeon Office]" and finished in the thread "[An Attempt to Make Others Hurk. Har Har.]". It really, truly disgusted most of those who read it. Jess and Megan were laughing too hard to care how much they wanted to hurl themselves.