Kris

Kris is an almost-librarian and cataloger living in Seattle. As the oldest member of the 'verse, she lives in fear of being either uncool or being carted away for corruption of minors.

As a cataloger, Kris has an anal streak which has been useful in her co-mod position of keeping lists of things. She is also ridiculously proud to be the current Erik, who has turned many phangirls off Erik/Christine shipping.

Personality Traits

Watch out for her propensity towards deadpan teasing and bad puns. Srs bzns this ain't.

Hallmarks of Writing Style

If Kris contacts you about a plot, be warned: it probably involves incest, gaiety, or both. She has no shame.

She's also incapable of writing in the present tense.

Characters

In order of appearance:

1. Alex Abercrombie-O'Toole
2. Shadi Khan
3. Buffy Summers
4. The Doctor
5. Cry-Baby
6. Ed Wood
7. Erik
8. Norman Bates
9. R. Kris
10. Sherlock Holmes
11. Captain Kirk
12. Pestilence
13. Luke Skywalker
14. Fox Mulder
15. CAPSLOCK!RICHARD
16. Lattis
17. Esmeralda
18. Phoenix
19. Valmont
20. Mr. Darcy
21. Henry Jekyll
22. Scarlett O'Hara
23. Lyra Belacqua
24. Monique
25. Figwit
26. Hedwig
27. Lolcat
28. Rogue
29. Oscar de Jarjayes
30. Carlos Castro
31. wee!Erik
32. The Count
33. Selena Jackman
34. Sirius
35. Gwynplaine
36. Edward Cullen
37. The Persian
38. Beef
39. Kristina Nilsson
40. Orlando
41. Mark Lewis
42. Charles Lambert
43. Sanjuro
44. Cécile Jammes
45. T.E. Lawrence