Encyclopedia Marysuenica

Kris is an almost-librarian and cataloger living in Seattle. As the oldest member of the 'verse, she lives in fear of being either uncool or being carted away for corruption of minors.

As a cataloger, Kris has an anal streak which has been useful in her co-mod position of keeping lists of things. She is also ridiculously proud to be the current Erik, who has turned many phangirls off Erik/Christine shipping.

Personality Traits[]

Watch out for her propensity towards deadpan teasing and bad puns. Srs bzns this ain't.

Hallmarks of Writing Style[]

If Kris contacts you about a plot, be warned: it probably involves incest, gaiety, or both. She has no shame.

She's also incapable of writing in the present tense.


In order of appearance:

  1. Alex Abercrombie-O'Toole
  2. Shadi Khan
  3. Buffy Summers
  4. The Doctor
  5. Cry-Baby
  6. Ed Wood
  7. Erik
  8. Norman Bates
  9. R. Kris
  10. Sherlock Holmes
  11. Captain Kirk
  12. Pestilence
  13. Luke Skywalker
  14. Fox Mulder
  16. Lattis
  17. Esmeralda
  18. Phoenix
  19. Valmont
  20. Mr. Darcy
  21. Henry Jekyll
  22. Scarlett O'Hara
  23. Lyra Belacqua
  24. Monique
  25. Figwit
  26. Hedwig
  27. Lolcat
  28. Rogue
  29. Oscar de Jarjayes
  30. Carlos Castro
  31. wee!Erik
  32. The Count
  33. Selena Jackman
  34. Sirius
  35. Gwynplaine
  36. Edward Cullen
  37. The Persian
  38. Beef
  39. Kristina Nilsson
  40. Orlando
  41. Mark Lewis
  42. Charles Lambert
  43. Sanjuro
  44. Cécile Jammes
  45. T.E. Lawrence
  46. Marius de Romanus
  47. wee!Shadi