American actor, pretty much universal lust object, and model for way too many male characters on the Verse.
In Soviet Russia, Johnny Depp roleplays YOU.
As was summed up in a filk of "It Sucks To Be Me" from Avenue Q:
MAGENTA
Yo, Johnny!
JOHNNY DEPP
I'm coming, I'm coming!
SHIRA
Oh my god, it's Johnny Depp!
JOHNNY DEPP
Yes I am!
I'm Johnny Depp
And I have got some news!
I'm getting pretty stressed out here
Playing all of the stues!
It's just weird
How I'm hit on by all of you sues
But I'm here! The mascot
Of the Sueniverse!
According to the opening page of The Sueniverse, "Johnny Depp appreciation" is a base-level requirement for joining.
He is, among others:
- Jack Sparrow
- Cry-Baby
- Ichabod Crane
- Roux
- Detective Abberline
- Don Juan
- Ed Wood
- Willy Wonka
- J.M. Barrie
- Benjamin Barker
He is not, however, our Sweeney Todd. Megan's mom wants him to play Richard Plantagenet.