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Captain James T. Kirk is the captain of the USS Enterprise, the flagship of the United Federation of Planets. Portrayed memorably by the great William Shatner on the program Star Trek (1966-1969), he is played here by Kris, who thinks Shatner is honestly fantastic.


In the words of the man who brought him to life,

"Kirk was a man who marveled and greatly appreciated the endless surprises presented to him by the universe...He didn't take things for granted and, more than anything else, respected life in every one of its weird weekly adventure forms."